Unghiile pizdipoancelor

Bai frate unde dracu li se par utile fetelor/femeilor/pizdelor, cacaturile alea de unghii false de 5 centimetrii multicolore, cu nu stiu cate stegulete/vaci/flori/diamante lipite/pictate pe ele. Daca nu cumva le au ca arme, gen "fa pizdo te uiti la Gigel a meu?" Zbing zbang ii taie beregata cu unghiile de 5 centimetrii Wolverine style! Altfel nu le vad rost decat de a-si impune prezenta de la 15 metrii si a-si lipi eticheta "ia uiteo fah pe pizda aia, e feshion beeei ! ".

Cineva ar indrazni sa zica ca sunt "frumoase". Zici asta daca il ai pe GutzaDePutza in gura zilnic.GTFO!

Deci ganditi-va altfel (Barbati): iti vine ditamai diva/pitzirapandula, pac pac... iti suge pula...cand vezi 5 centimetrii de unghie cum ti se plimba pe langa centrul vietii tale,mai mai ca ti-e ca sa nu cumva sa ti-o reteze.

Asadar, stimate femei, daca nu faceti parte din categoria pitsipoancelor scapati urgent de obiceiu asta stupid cu unghiile.

Humor When Tragedy Strikes

Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe".
The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.

Concurs Go4it.ro - doar pentru bloggeri!

Baietii si fetele de la Go4it.ro ma indeamna sa-mi schimb camera foto  antica,care mai  nou a fost inlocuita cu brio de telefonul meu k800i.

Deci va dati seama ce aparat penibil  am -  un canon vai de el cu doar 2mpx...de aici vine si inlocuirea lui cu telefonul care are 3,2mpx.Mi-as dori un Nikon D40, deoarece mi se pare cel mai bun ca raport calitate/pret (sorry Canon).Trebuie sa vorbesc cu iepurasul, poate imi aduce el unu :) . 

Premiul este un superb Canon Powershot G10 , iar castigatorul  va fi ales prin tragere la sorti in data de 7 ianuarie 2009.

Regulamentul si mai multe detalii despre concurs gasesti aici.

sony vaio vgn-nr31Z shit

http://support.vaio.sony.co.uk/os/xp/downgrade/index.asp [incearca sa-l inregistrezi acolo ca cica iti pun ei la dispozitie tot...plm)

am gasit driverele pt wireless si de retea aici.

in rest nu am mai gasit nimic...

if anyone has drivers for windows xp for  sony vaio vgn-nr31Z/S...please HELP !

Dorel, take 2!

Spencer And Hill - Dumb Party (TIGER087)

  artist.......: Spencer & Hill  
  album........: Dumb Party -(TIGER087)  
  genre........: House  
   
  label........: Tiger Germany  
  source.......: WEB  
  catalognr....: 087  
  rip.date.....: Nov-01-2008  
  tracks.......: 01  
  size.........: 12,6 MB  
  encoder......: Lame 3.97 V2  
  quality......: 320kbps / 44,1kHz / Full Stereo  
  URL: www.beatport.com  
   
  tracklist..:  
   
  01~ Dumb Party - Original Mix 05:30  

  Dwnld

Trancedellic - Delicious Dreamer

Label : Ovations
Catalognr : ISRC-DEX790800175
Quality : 320kbps CBR - 44,1kHz
Songs : 08
Source : WEB
Encoder : Lame 3.97
Release Date : 01-11-2008
Genre : trance
Playtime : 57:37 min
Size : 131,10 MB
Ripper : ASOT
Url : www.trackitdown.net

TRACKLIST
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01.delicious dreamer (funabashi remix) [09:22]
02.delicious dreamer (cyclone one deep dub mix) [08:00]
03.delicious dreamer (bc project remix) [07:51]
04.delicious dreamer (hypertrophy vocal mix) [08:04]
05.delicious dreamer (hypertrophy instrumental mix) [08:05]
06.delicious dreamer (aerodynamic club mix) [07:53]
07.delicious dreamer (aerodynamic radio mix) [04:19]
08.delicious dreamer (hypertrophy radio mix) [04:03]

 

 Downld

Hai ma Dorele, ce dracu esti nebun?!

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The Originl vs. The Remake?

                                                                         vs.

Damn!

via PauzaDeBere

New Sensation : John O'Bir

As well as being a DJ & Producer, Jon is also a label manager of Conspiracy Recordings, created in the summer of 2005 by Jon and Rob Stevenson which continues to release high quality tracks produced by new and established artists, gaining support from all the big players in the scene.

2008 and onwards looks set to get better and better for Jon O’Bir. Paul van Dyk has signed Jon’s first artist album, titled ‘From Within’ to his huge record label Vandit and it will see a worldwide release in the summer of 2008. 

With the rising popularity of his productions, radio show and record label and still under 25, the future looks very bright for Jon O’Bir.

John O'Bir - "Do It All Again" (Original Mix)

Jon O'Bir - "Ways And Means" ( Original Mix )

!?!

Too fucking busy for this shit! :)

Gorillaz 19-2000 (Soulchild Remix)

Nothing to see here...

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Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)

A preety good movie...it brings back memories... 

Out on DVD and torrents ;))!

How to Remove Yahoo Messenger Ads Banner

This is not something new, but very helpfull to those who don't know this .

There are a bunch of programs for this operations, but i will mention just one: Yahoo! Messenger AD-Remover New 2 Patch.This is the one I use and I consider it very effective and with no side effects. It will patch the YahooMessenger.exe and edit some registry values. After patching, the flash ads on the main windows will be removed completely.

how to:

1  Close yahoo messenger from systray

2  Copy the patch in the instalation directory (usually C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Messenger)

3  Apply patch

4  Enjoy ad free

Extraordinary graffity art: MUTO

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

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My Name Is Pinxo - Go Go EP

 :. Artist -> My Name Is Pinxo
  .: Title -> Go Go
  :. Genre -> Techno
  .: CatNo -> CIRCLEDIGITAL027-8
  :. Label -> Circle Digital
  .: DL-Link -> http://www.humpty.de
  :. Quality -> 320kbps CBR - 44100Hz
  .: ReleaseDate -> 18-08-2008
 
  .: Tracklist :.

  01. My Name Is Pinxo - Go Go (07:11)
  02. My Name Is Pinxo - Minimal Viena (07:45)
  03. My Name Is Pinxo - Lili Velvet (08:25)

  DwnlD

Orphan man

Orphan child

Seeking mommy

I'm a good boy

I make quality love

For Free

:))

Minilogue

Minilogue - Snake Charmer EP

Artist: Minilogue

Title: Snake Charmer

Label: Wagon Repair

Cat#: WAG043

Date: Sep-2008

Quality: 320 Kbps / Full Stereo

Tracklist:

1. Minilogue - Snake Charmer
2. Minilogue - Urban Slough

DwnlD

 

Massive Attack - Teardrop [Minilogue RMX] 

(unofficial release)

Great Remix for a great track(btw...the original is the intro of the show ''Fringe'')

Tracklist: 

 1.Massive Attack - Teardrop [Minilogue RMX]

 2.Massive Attack - Teardrop

DwnlD

Mirror

About Minilogue

Sebastian Mullaert and Marcus Henriksson emerged from opposing backgrounds. In his youth Sebastian played a range of classical instruments, he even worked as a violin teacher in his teens. At 18 he discovered contemporary music and joined a band. Marcus used to be a fan of Front 242 and Kraftwerk, he was ravished by the repetitive beats of techno when the music exploded in the nineties. He started to organize parties of his own and became a well known DJ in southern Sweden. When Sebastian and Marcus met at a party, there was an immediate connection. With Sebastian's formal knowledge and Marcus experience with club music the two fitted together like a lock and its matching key. As Son Kite and Trimatic they became very successful in the trance scene, playing enthusiastically received live sets all over the world. With Minilogue they leave the boundaries of that genre - and actually of any genre. After having risen to the A-List of electronic producers, they still reside in the tiny city of Malmö. As boys from the countryside they enjoy the easy and humble life of a small town. At the same time Malmö has always been very important for the underground dance music scene of Sweden. Since techno and house have exploded in this country, Stockholm tends to ride the hypes and trends, while Malmö is fighting for the deeper and more minimal side of the music. That is why Sebastian and Marcus still feel strongly and passionate about Malmö as their musical home.

A încălecat-o vaca!

Sau mai pe ''romaneste'' - Sa te futa vaca baaaa! - 

Şi animalele se amuză pe seama oamenilor. Zilele trecute, vaca Dana din satul bulgăresc Krustatitsa şi-a încălecat stăpâna. De parcă scena nu era deja ieşită din comun, un măgar care a privit întregul spectacol s-a prăbuşit... de râs. Cel puţin aşa susţin ziariştii bulgari.

sursa:Libertatea

Richard Bartz - Speicher 61

Artist : Richard Bartz
 Album : Speicher 61
 Genre : Techno
 Source : Vinyl
 Label : Kompakt Extra Germany
 URL :http://www.juno.co.uk/products/326868-01.htm
 Date : 09-08-2008
 Encoder : LAME 3.97 / -V2 --vbr-new
 Quality : 199kbps 44100 kHz Joint Stereo
 Tracks : 2
 Time : 10:42 min
 Size : 15.30 MB

 Tracklist

  A1 Diamond Girl 4:58
  B1 All Night Thing 5:44

 Download

Din seria: Your a redneck if:

Esti betiv atunci cand:Ai discutii in contradictoriu cu obiectele din jur si mai si pierzi. Trebuie sa te tii de asfalt ca sa nu cazi de pe trotuar. Serviciul te impiedica sa bei destul. Doctorul tau gaseste sange in alcool la analize. Scaunul de la WC se loveste repetat si cu inversunare de capul tau. Ajungi sa crezi ca alcoolul e una dintre grupele de alimente. 24 de ore pe zi, 24 de beri intr-o lada - coincidenta? S-o crezi tu! Doua maini si doar o gura - asta chiar ca e o problema cu bautura. Vezi mai bine daca tii un ochi inchis. Nenorocita aia de parcare s-a mutat mai incolo cat erai tu in carciuma. Cazi de pe podea. Pe baietii tai ii cheama Tuborg si Heineken

Teo@Phoenix Constanta - Despre iarba

Mark Knight and Funkagenda, Paul Thomas - Arena

Artist ...... : Mark Knight and Funkagenda, Paul Thomas
Title ....... : Arena

Genre ....... : House
Label ....... : Toolroom
Catnr ....... : TOOL0048D

Source ...... : WEB
Quality ..... : 320kbps avg / 44.1KHz / Full Stereo
Duration .... : 00:17:25 (39.8MB)
Store ....... : http://www.beatport.com

Tracklist ... :

1. Arena (MK's Very Clubby Mix) 8:36
2. Arena (The Very Festivally Mix) 8:49


Following MK & Funkagenda's smash hit remake of Garnier's seminal "Man With The
Red Face". Arena is the devastatingly LARGE slab of festival lunacy that's next
in line to explode out of the Toolroom camp, crafted by the unholy trinity of
Toolroom boss Mark Knight, his prolific studio cohort Funkagenda, and
fast-rising Godskitchen prodigy Paul Thomas.

DoWnload

Dario Nunez - Se Magnifique

ARTIST..........: Dario Nunez
TITLE...........: Se Magnifique
STYLE...........: House
LABEL...........: House Works
CAT.NR..........: 76305
QUALITY.........: 320kbps/44,1Hz/Joint-Stereo
URL.............: http://www.divucsa.es
LENGTH..........: 14:07 min

Tracklist:

01 - Se Magnifique (Original Mix) 06:46
02 - Se Magnifique (D.Masi Mix) 07:21

  DoWnload

Pentru taranul din tine

via pizdamasii

Paolo Mojo - Brooksong / Bellsong

Artist ...... : Paolo Mojo
Title ....... : Brooksong / Bellsong

Genre ....... : House
Label ....... : OOSH Music
Catnr ....... : OOSH009

Source ...... : WEB
Quality ..... : 320kbps avg / 44.1KHz / Full Stereo
Duration .... : 00:17:52 (40.9MB)
Ripdate ..... : 15-09-2008
Store ....... : http://www.beatport.com

Tracklist ... :

1. Brooksong (Original Mix) 8:39
2. Bellsong (Original Mix) 9:13

Download

Just...wtf?!

I am Xperia X1! Who are you?

The first Windows Mobile  phone from Sony Ericsson will be presented today live via streaming on this adress at exactly 1pm GMT+1 .

I will get one as soon as it's available :D

Arnej pres. 8 Wonders - People Don't Change EP

Artist: Arnej pres. 8 Wonders
Title: People Don't Change EP
Record Label: A State Of Trance
Genre: Trance

Cat. Number: ASOT108
Size: 53.64MB (3 Tracks)

Source: WEB
Quality: 320kbps / 44.1kHz / Full Stereo

Release Date: 15-09-2008

Store URI: http://www.dancerecords.com

Tracklist :

01. People Don't Change (Original Mix) 07:34
02. Time Waits for No One (Original Mix) 08:00
03. Unspoken Truth (Original Mix) 07:४७

Download

Be green!

Azi am dat peste site-ul celor de la Umbrela Verde , o campanie Tuborg care sustine pastrarea curateniei si reciclarea.Stiam de la Costinesti de ei, dar azi am aflat mai multe...

Umbrela Verde este o campanie de responsabilizare fata de mediu. Ea a fost initiata de Tuborg Romania, in vara anului 2007, cu sprijinul Ministerului Mediului si al Fundatiei Mereu Aproape. 

Obiectivul campaniei este sa schimbe o mentalitate profund gresita a romanilor: “Gestul meu nu conteaza”. Sa-i convinga ca, impreuna, trebuie sa pastram Romania curata. 
1. In cadrul campaniei au loc periodic actiuni de voluntariat. Pana in prezent, acestea au fost actiuni de ecologizare sau actiuni de informare si responsabilizare.

2. Campania are si o componenta de educare prin mass-media. In septembrie 2007, Antena 1 a difuzat zilnic 4 minidocumentare care trageau un semnal de alarma asupra consecintelor pe care le au gesturile noastre asupra mediului. Vezi documentarele!

Cum te poti implica si tu?

Implica-te ca voluntar Umbrela Verde
Participa la actiunile noastre de voluntariat si ajuta-ne sa pastram Romania curata. i 

Fii un sofer responsabil
Convinge-i pe ceilalti soferi sa nu-si mai arunce tigarile sau gunoiul pe strada. Comanda si lipeste-ti pe masina sticker-ul campaniei.

Devino blogger partener
Daca esti blogger, convinge-ti cititorii ca “gestul lor conteaza”. Devino ambasadorul Umbrelei Verzi pe internet.

Afla detalii!

Audion ‘Billy Says Go’ remix competition

Leading techno artist Matthew Dear aka Audion is offering fans a chance to remix one of the biggest techno tracks of 2008, Audion’s ‘Billy Says Go’ on Spectral Sound.
The Audion ‘Billy Says Go’ remix contest has three phases:

1. September 9th - September 16, 2008 - Download phase - Download the remix parts, and get remixing.

2. September 16th - September 30, 2008 - Upload/Submission phase - Upload your remix to Beatportal at www.beatportal.com/remix. During this phase the entries can be listened to, but not voted for. The remix parts will still be available to download during this phase.

3. September 30th - October 14, 2008 - Voting phase - The public votes for their favorite remixes by ‘spinning’ them.

After a period of deliberation, the winners will be announced on October 30th, 2008.

Matthew Dear says:

“It’s a pleasure to give you these files to work on. I’ve included the original files as well as some re-edits to the core samples. My music has always been about sampling and re-sampling myself. The more you play with sound, the more unique it becomes.”

details...

Chicane vs Natasha Bedingfield "Bruised Water"Official Video

A somehow funny Anti Smoking Campaign